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It’s a rectangular, turbinado-topped, badly named muffin. It’s also gluten free and absolutely incredible.
"Why yes, anthropomorphic bagel, I HAVE had good banana bread before." —Someone who hasn't tried Salty's banana bread yet and is therefore wrong. It's gluten free, made by me in my celiac-safe home kitchen, and absolutely flippin' delightful. Note: One large banana bread is equivalent to six minis.
I get it. Some people are purists. They don't want any of those new-fangled, cheese-topped bagels, thanks.
This is for them.
This pack contains one each of the following bagels (which are gluten free like everything else I make):
-Everything
-Salty Pretzel
-Onion
-Garlic
-Sesame
-Plain
This bagel is my love letter to savoriness. (You might consider cc-ing mouthwash on this particular letter, too.)
I use Old Croc cheddar and just the right amount of onion. It's great as-is, but you can dress it up with fresh veggies, too, if you like.
Garlic learns to reach its fullest potential with the help of its neighbor, Feta, an old salty captain with a heart of cheese.
Rated GF: No gluten will be admitted, so don’t even ask
You're going to impress the hell out of someone if you show up with a sack of these.
They've got gorgonzola cheese in the middle, they're topped with more gorgonzola and an apple ring, and they bloom into this flowery shape as they cook.
And to think my guidance counselors told me I wouldn't amount to anything.
You'll get two each of my blueberry muffins, strawberry muffins, and banana bread.
What you won't get is any judgment from me if you take them all down yourself, like a lion on wildebeest.
Now THIS is a power move.
You'll get one of each type of bagels, muffins, and banana bread.
It's like buying a round of drinks for the bar, only you chew these drinks, they're for your own consumption, and the bar is in your home.
OK, so it's nothing like buying the bar a round of drinks. Do you know how hard it is to write these product descriptions?